Where's the pie? You got cake, thats close enough.

Rachele, 19, somewhere in London. This blog will give you fandom upon fandom, upon fandom, and maybe even a few cute animals here and there... so, welcome to my blog, enjoy and buckle up *wildly awful Jamaican accent* cause it's ganna be a bumpy ride.

Jul 31

qthewetsprocket:

lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

Write a novel.

Immediately.

:)

(via waitingforloki)




So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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(via super-skitty)


Jul 29

hepmonrey:

thegeeksloveme:

He gives me life.

coolest people on earth

(via itwasamishastake)


savingpeoplehunting-things:


doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.
When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,
And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.

When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,

And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

(via lostatpartyhats)


xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

(via mightytomcat)


Jul 28

hobbitathogwarts:

hobbitathogwarts:

The last line “Will you follow me. One last time.” is more for the fans then anything else. This is Peter asking us if we will stand with him on this final visit to Middle Earth. This is truly the end. 

(via thequeerear)



benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

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(via thefruitcake24601)


whydouwantaname:

This makes me unbelievably happy. I may not be Catholic but seeing that the pope is the religious leader of millions of people, his example may lead to many people thinking about their own actions.

(via karaiseasilyamused)


clones-and-thrones:

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

Oh sure, wave that knife around. I am SO SCARED…

(via iou-a-fandom)


subtlefire:

camillekaze:

Even Coca-Cola knows they go together… #tjlc

Hey now, Watson is definitely anti-coke.

subtlefire:

camillekaze:

Even Coca-Cola knows they go together… #tjlc

Hey now, Watson is definitely anti-coke.

(via thedoctorloves221b)


stuckinthedaze:

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Oh So You’re Ignoring Me Now I Guess It Is My Fault: Fourth Novel of the Bestselling Series

(via iou-a-fandom)


(via iou-a-fandom)


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